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My name is madeline, and welcome to my blog. A place where you can come for fan tales of old, random onslaughts of priceless ben paul, my muse, survivory thoughts, and at times, answers to the riddles the almighty power of life hath thrust upon you... I am the humble (sort of) girl who dwells within these walls... I welcome all...

(I also have a couple other blogs go ahead and check them out if you want!

Rwby oc blog: ask-team-amrs

Gavin Free ask blog: mulleredsmegpot

Co owned mavinsey trio blog: ragefreetugglife)

SYLPH OF BREATH
HERO OF BREATH
DERSE DREAMER

michaxl:

people say i look different without my glasses but i dont see it

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

Fred and George: “AYYYYYE”

voidn:

you wanted me to draw up what? drafts? oh. what a terrible mistake i’ve made. incidentally, if anybody is interested, i’ll be selling an assortment of giraffe drawings after the meeting. thank you for your time.

witchyhellbroth:

pinenolanapple:

it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”

#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you

ponett:

being hated by terrible people is such a good feeling

drinking-for-two:

I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.

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smallherosix:

"Hey mom, what should I write a song about?"

"Why not sing about your life?"

[Singing] “Laptop burns and netflix. Ice cream sandwiches…”

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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jakemalik:

taylorthebloody:

ppitte:

It has come to my attention that a lot of people haven’t played this game so pay attention:

Grab a friend and tie your hands as the following picture shows

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Now try getting yourselves free well maybe not free but apart from each other, so that the ropes aren’t tangled together, without opening the knots or otherwise removing the rope from around your wrists. It is possible.

im sorry friend but your arm must go

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